brave new world

In practise for post March 18th posting.
I deeply admire Gordon Brown and promise to vote for him if he decides to let us have an election ( not that we really need one).
I think it right and proper that his most senior assistant, Lord Mandelson, resides in the upper house safe from the opinions of the electorate.
Having done such a superb job as Chancellor of the Exchequer I am happy to see him saving the world from the America based Global Financial Crisis ( well done Mr Brown for telling that novice Mr Obama a thing or two ).
I will shortly be venturing onto our finely Policed streets ready to celebrate any chance encounter with hard working ethnic minority co-citizens who add such an essential diversity to our thriving economy.
I have seen the light and will be giving up smoking and alcohol; further, I pledge to join the Citizens Patrols and help root out and educate those who continue with such disgusting and anti-social behaviours.

Finally I would just like to add my thanks to any passing internet monitors and wish them well in their task of making the web safe for ordinary people like you and me.