Bugles Banned

Bugles now Banned for all HMG Armed Services.

There are fantastic indications of success for the No Car Bombs Campaign but some worry that it hints at an anti-Muslim agenda on the part of HMG which is, of course, completly wrong. To counter this ridiculous claim by trouble makers The Ministry For Muslims is launching another new sign campaign ( see above ) aimed at those malcontents withing the Armed Forces who use bugling such as reveille to impose their neo-colonial mindsets on our Muslim brothers who, quite rightly, believe music to be anti-Islamic and the work of the devil himself.
This sign will be widely distributed at all Barracks, Bases, Forward Observation Posts and any other place where revanchist military elements might be tempted to flout the new ban.
This Top Secret campaign was almost accidentaly compromised when North Westerner found the details on a discarded disc in a skip but he loyally handed them in to the authorities.


The work will be carried out by The AA Signage Division following thier success in the previous No Smoking Campaign.



Armed Forces were particularly please by being allowed to use any of the above designs to Personalise their own foxholes ( defined under Statute as a Working Place since they have at least two sides and sometimes a bit of roof ).
Sadly, the No Improvised Explosive Devices Campaign will be delayed because the children at Bridlington On Sea are on Summer Holiday so the results of their interactive competion will not be known until September.