Saturday, 11 July 2009

car bombs banned

Under an exiting new MOD initiative 25,000 hi-vis " No Car Bombs " roadsigns will be distributed all over troubled Afghanistan.





The Prime Minister said " In the ongoing crusade, I mean campaign, to secure peace and democracy for the Afghan peoples it is essential that we send a strong message that car bombs are complety unacceptable and totally inappropriate: these signs, we believe, will send that message ".

This would have created many jobs for British workers but the Treasury insisted on sourcing them from China on cost grounds. Installation of the signs will be carried out by US mercenaries " Haliburton " for an undisclosed fee. It is understood that a further 'signs' campaign against Improvised Explosive Devices is already in the pipeline and an interactive competition is underway among primary schools at Bridlington On Sea for the most effective signage.

5 comments:

G.O.T. said...

LoL!
Great post, clever stuff and would be even funnier if it wasn't so close to the truth!

Gigits said...

I agree with GOT. Genius stuff!

North Northwester said...

The also seem to have banned bugling as well, so how will our troops be alerted to reveille?

Or, from the size of that sign, does it mean only 'No tiny buglers?'

Cheer up, for I believe that the Gurkhas use the bagpipes.

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