Monday, 29 November 2010

Cancun C*nts!

Cancun climate change summit: scientists call for rationing in developed world

"The Royal Society, physicists and chemists from some of world’s most respected scientific institutions, including Oxford University and the Met Office, agreed that current plans to tackle global warming are not enough."
"the only way to reduce global emissions enough, while allowing the poor nations to continue to grow, is to halt economic growth in the rich world over the next twenty years."
"Politicians should consider a rationing system similar to the one introduced during the last “time of crisis” in the 1930s and 40s".
That'll be the Met Office that is saying 2010 will be the second warmest year on record, despite the extended freezy winter, a summer that was only slightly less shite than the previous three and now snow on local hills that have not seen it in November for twenty years.

Piggy Back Polar Bears, how cuddly? No, that's a fucking disaster too, seems we are expected to believe that this is 'recently learned behaviour' in response to Mummy Bear having to swim longer distances as the Arctic "ice melts" which anyone who follows wattsupwiththat knows is utter bollox. It's a repeat of the con trick they tried when they pictured some lonesome bears 'trapped' on what appeared to be a heavily melted remnant of an ice floe; it's an interesting pic that they have cobbled a non-story around, cunts.

Climate Change Rationing

Poor old polar bears gonna drown, again

UK Daily Telegraph 30th november 2010
"Snow closes roads and schools from Cornwall to Scotland
Britain's worst November snowfall for decades shut schools and roads from Cornwall to Scotland as forecasters warned that Siberian winds could bring temperatures as low as minus 20C in the coming days."
Global Warming my Aunt Fanny.

"In Cornwall, 44 schools were closed because of the weather Cornwall Council said."
Cornwall, that's the pointy bit poking out towards America where it's warm enough to grow palm trees.

Funny video

Sunday, 28 November 2010

out of europe (updated)

From Xen347 @Grumpy Old Twat, please repost.

From John In Cheshire @ Old Holborn

"I just hope that when the house of cards collapses, those responsible are not allowed to slink into obscurity with lots of dosh to cushion the impact. I want to see them treated the same way that the socialists treated people such as Alexander Dubchek. They should be made to sweep the streets and empty our bins and pick up our dimps and beer bottles and be forced to live without gas and electricity. Let the bastards live the life that they planned for the rest of us. I sometimes watch the tv channel Yesterday. I relish seeing the EU socialist elite being treated like the French treated their collaborators at the end of WW2. I have a visceral need to see them suffer. And quite possibly die."

Bravo that man!

And this from Biffo
"most folks with eyes in their head can see what a money-wasting, fascist-minded, thieving set of pox-ridden bastards EU politicians & bureaucrats are & have had enough. The only fuckers who want the UK to stay in are the political whores (usually failed MPs or discredited public sector 'professionals') who are hoping for a chance to jump on the gravy train or who are already on it & don't want to have to think about actually working for a living if the train hits the buffers - mainly because they don't have the necessary skills and 'go get' attitude to hold down a job in the real world. I must admit I would give a lot to see some of those pond life bottom feeders down at the Job Centre signing up for Jobseekers Allowance & jumping through the hoops they've set up for us."

Thursday, 25 November 2010

elfinsafety gone bad.

An elderly lady lies on the tarmac twitching and moaning slightly. The white van man* who knocked her over is looking anxious. Several passers-by rush to offer aid and comfort while others are calling the emergency services.
Having no special skills to add I continue on my way into the local Tesco Metro and asked a familiar member of staff if they have a first aid kit as someone has been injured in their car-park. Panic flies across her face but she collars the Duty Manager with my dread news. He rushes to the plate glass window and the look of relief on his face was a wonder to behold.
"Sorry, no, we can't" were his exact words.

The injured customer was not actually on Tesco property but on the public pavement (that leads only to Tesco, nowhere else) and so she was not his responsibility, not even to the extent of offering their, no doubt fulsome, first aid kit or the use of their first aider staff member.

Neither would he have to fill out loads of Health & Safety forms or send a report to the Health & Safety Executive because she was not quite on his working premises.
About the only good thing that happpened thereafter was that the ambulance arrived pronto, less than 10 minutes.

What wretched country we have become.

Image h/t Grumpy Old Twat

* for PC prudes,the phrase "white van man", White refers to the Van, not the Man.

Tuesday, 23 November 2010

Teaching, Career Opportunities?

Launching her fifth annual report, Christine Gilbert, OFSTED Chief Inspector (for my army of US readers, UK head of education regulator ) suggested that the worst teachers should consider changing career.
"Ofsted: poor teachers 'should be removed from classroom"

"lazy stupid teachers should fuck off "

"I certainly think if a teacher is really, really poor and struggling, and she or he is not getting satisfaction from that job, there should be dialogue about the other opportunities that person may want to have,"
she said.

Stupid cunt, tell it like it is. If you are a crap teacher in it only for the money or the chance to push other peoples chldren around in a well paid job with a nice pension then just fuck the fuck off, NOW before you are fucking SACKED and who gives a fuck if a shit teacher "is not getting job satisfaction" Christine? Maybe you should fuck off too, lazy fucking harpie hasn't got the message yet cunt.

Utterly unrelated vid of an american stripping down to his underwear in protest at airport body scans, 180,000 views in 24 hours.

Thursday, 11 November 2010

Back in the ЮCCP

Back In The ЮCCP Directors Cut, to keep up the pressure on Cameron and his slimey crew.

h/t ranting penguin

The Secret People by G. K. Chesterton

We hear men speaking for us of new laws strong and sweet,
Yet is there no man speaketh as we speak in the street.
It may be we shall rise the last as Frenchmen rose the first,
Our wrath come after Russia’s wrath and our wrath be the worst.
It may be we are meant to mark with our riot and our rest
God’s scorn for all men governing. It may be beer is best.
But we are the people of England; and we have not spoken yet.
Smile at us, pay us, pass us. But do not quite forget.

Tuesday, 9 November 2010

have your say 3, tobacco-hate crime

The BMJ is asking its readers to come up with suggestions for propaganda to further their campaign of hate but Leg-Iron has come across a Cunning Plan

Break Their toys

hint, if you can't be arsed to read all of Leggys piece just click the link and vote for (jwatso) "Focus on how multinational profits vs health costs are globally distributed"

Unrelated pic stolen from the Daily Telegraph just because they said I could not have it, cunts.

BMJ British Medical Journal

Saturday, 6 November 2010

Bonfire Night Nov. 5th. Ottery St Mary Tar Barrel race

Running around with a burning tar barrel on your head, sounds like fun?
Nov 5th, Bonfire Night, Ottery, 2010.

A great local tradition continues despite insurance going up X10 since some twat threw an aerosol can at a runner last year (since run out of town).
Seen here, 2009.