After the smokers and drinkers now they come for the red meat eaters.
Red meat report: three slices of ham a day is limit, says official advice
"Eating red meat is fine" says Libby from the Spurious Advice Alliance "but we should all cut down just a tiny bit to reduce cases of arse cancer from 10,000; about 70 grammes a day is fine" (per anum? all fatal? She does not say).
Asked what the advised "70 grammes" means she suggested 3 rashers of bacon. Oh really Libby? Dunno what stingy purveyor of bacon lite she uses but this
is 220 grammes of Tesco bacon half of which makes a nice sandwich so that's my rasher ration fucked before I've got dressed.
What this mean minded miserablist bansturbation is really about is a rear-entry attack on methane belching cows and sheep. You remember methane, that deadly fart gas that is TWENTY TIMES more Climate Change causing than deadly CO2!
Now, about that pic of Piper Alpha above. You will recall that, among other horrors, 300,000 tons of spooky methane were released during that disaster so we're all gonna die. Where has it gone?
It's been eaten by bacteria and all bar 11 (yes, eleven single tons) has completly disappeared in a superb example of the Earth Goddess looking after herself. You might think the Gaia crowd would be cock-a-hoop at this proof of earths self-healing powers but they are strangely silent.
This nugget was revealed by no less than Geoffrey Lean, High Warmist In Chief at UKs Daily Telegraph
Geoff Leans Warmist bollox
but he does not bother to archive it.
13 comments:
I thought I was eating healthy by limiting my bacon ration to four or five (alright six) rashers a day. All life's little pleasures stolen from us by miserable bastards that want to live for ever. Is everything good ultimately bad?
Time for a fag.
Hi McGonagall and welcome. None of lifes little pleasures are small enough for them to deny us but I look to the example of my grandad who spent his working life at war and as a shipbuilder; he enjoyed life into his 90s still smoking Woodbines and downing his 'forbidden' two bottles of Guinness daily.
We have the Food Police here too, and Mrs. Obama is the Chief of the Food Police. These people want to rule every inch of our lives.
Well they can fuck right off with this latest batch of made up shite pulled directly out of their bansturbating arseholes - and they might also want to think about all the butchers they intend putting out of business...... unlike tobacco and alcohol, this time the purveyors of the product in question are armed with sharp knives and meat cleavers!
Banned, This is a wonderful post!
I LOVE BACON!
Be it American style or Canadian which is mt fav and seems to be the British style as well, either way a FANTASTIC SANDWICH INDEED!
I have to quote you as I laughed out loud in agreement:
"What this mean minded miserablist bansturbation is really about is a rear-entry attack on methane belching cows and sheep"
Classic I tell you, CLASSIC!
"Liberlism", a disease of the mind were by giving the victim a false sense of superiority over fellow human beings, thus, giving one the need to control other's lives.
Hi Conservative Lady, I watched your vid of Hilary talking about Al Jazeera; it was fronted by a 30 second advert promoting milk as a health food. Here in England milk was demonised as a health hazard until it was rehabilitated just two years ago.
milk
and they did the same with eggs just last year.
These people need to make their own minds up before dictating to us.
Hi Barking, having knives and cleavers didn't help local abbatoirs being put out of business by EvilEU regulations brought in for the benefit of big business.
I'm keeping an eye out for the msm to get the link between anti-meat campaigners and warmist alarmism about the supposed dangers of methane poisoning the atmoshphere and it's all our fault, as usual.
New taxes on red meat to 'nudge' our behaviour?
Hey Chris, glad to have amused you, is there any sign of this nonsemse in America yet?
To true Woodsie, liberals just love to control other people and sadly our supposedly Conservative government is allowing them to carry right on.
These control freak nazi's are really getting on my nerves, Banned.
I think I"ll have an extra big lunch with lot's of nice roast beef, bacon and extra goodies, just to celebrate how much I think they all suck!
That cow looks like some of the crazy MP's you're stuck w/.....or mooshell on a skinny day.
Hi Bunni, lots of pople are joining the "just shut up and die" crowd every time they issue another death notice like this one.
The cow? Atom Heart Mother
Whoops, missed my moment: I was about to say "Atom Heart Mother?"
"Funky Dung"...
Feel sorry for me: not only do I love bacon, but here in France they have no idea about the stuff; I doesn't exist except for "Lardons" which are tiny cubes of a sort of bacon used in Tartiflette amongst other things and "Poitrine"; this is "Chest" and you get a few slices each of which is about a half a mile thick.
Terrible stuff. One occasionally sees packets of watery ersatz bacon on the English products shelves in some supermarkets; dreadful stuff at a dreadful price too. And here a 250 gramme jar of Bovril will set you back about four quid!
Grrrrr
Hi Styx, how can any serious country not do bacon?
Ta for the Funky Dung mention, it sent me searching and I rediscovered "If". Off to Amazon.
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