NYPD have launched a dragnet for this terrorist
whom they believe appeared mysteriously from New Yorks East River before making his way to the Secure Bail Apartment of Dominique Strauss-Kahn and ninjaing all the guards except the one that Strauss-Kahn had already neutralised by shouting "Ah fucking oon you you sleazy liddle men an' ah oon zee zecuridy ferme you werk fer" before tossing him his wifes tiara.
The terrorist then disabled the multimillion dollar security system by pointing a laser pen at it before the trio escaped the apartment via the fire escape ladders and fled New York in an amusingly retro Triumph Dolomite (pictured)
Upstate New Yorkers failed to spot Dominique Strauss-Kahn even though his Attorney had told the Court that he was now one of the most recognised faces on earth (pictured with label)
Apart from reports of random violence along Rout 87 nothing more was seen of them until they were observed on a microlite flying over the St. Lawrence River and it is believed that Strauss-Kahn has now gone to ground within the Québécoise Community before preparing to be smuggled to France for a heros welcome and a Presidential Reception
Smirking Strauss-Kahn In a further twist the FBI have sent a rendition demand to England for this man
UK Justice Minister Ken Clarke on a charge of Hate Crime by suggesting that raping hotel maids is not really rape provided quite a lot of money changes hands soon after.
11 comments:
Another sleaze-bag with a lot of power.
Liked your version of the story better.
Dominique is a gurrrls name. Just shows how he tricks people.
Hi TCL, another sleaze-bag who used to have a lot of power, a "Socialist" who toiled for the masses from $1,000 a night hotels while amassing a personal fortune.
WoaR Hi, that occured to me too but I thought it might be "S E X I S T !" for a chap to point it out so Thanks.
Since when is there a "$" in the word "rape"?
What a bastard, I like your story better too, Banned.
Ha! Another Jewish banker on the run. Perhaps that famous Nazi, Jewish hunter, Herr Goebbels will hunt him down in Bolivia and bring him to justice, (I believe it's trumped up BTW), but that's just a personal opinion. Brown was probably behind it so he could get the job and save the world, one more time!
Are you moderating comments now. Whit an erse!
@DL "Are you moderating comments now"? Nope, just those two weeks after posting, it's to stop Russian porn merchants spamming.
Actually, I like a bit of Russian porn!
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