Having heard the bulk of Levesons verbal summary on Beeb Radio 2s Jeremy Vine show yesterday I know what I need to know about the report and have no wish to spend today wading through pages of repetitious navel gazing in the news columns, editorial and opinion pages.
To that end I bought a copy of the Daily Telegraph late yesterday should I need to fill any idle moment today.
Later I glanced at a couple of pages thinking the photos looked familiar, I must have seen them online earlier. Only then did I realise that I had bought a second copy of the previous days edition, Bastards!
The Cowards Have Beaten The Idiots - Or to put it another way, Scotland voted "No" to independence. So now we are all back to normal as a United Kingdom with a broken constitution. Hooray!
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